hiddlestonsitslikeahohoho: pausequoi: samandriel: if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest thing ever what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81 what about that one mexican...
understandablydumb: the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed
Boston, the United States of America will stand with you as you recover. As you...– President Obama (at the Boston Memorial Service 2013)
switchbladetheoneandonly: ponetasmagoria: I am kinda terrified of Justin Bieber if you think about it he has direct command over an army of teenage girls who threaten death without a second thought at the mere mention of another girl’s name imagine what would happen if he actually demanded sacrifice I’VE BEEN SAYING THIS AND NO ONE LISTENS